We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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