I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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