Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
how do flat chested girls get laid?
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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