Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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