So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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