It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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