You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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