me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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