bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
Randomize
