I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
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