I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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