For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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