There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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