theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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