That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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