Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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