Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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