Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
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