I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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