I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
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