Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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