Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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