Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
is this the sara with the beer cane?
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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