It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
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