i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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