I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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