Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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