You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
Don't EVER smell your tampon
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Will exercising make me less horny?
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