What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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