Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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