How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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