It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
Holy shit dude........stairs
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