return my video game
apparently the secret to your success is patron
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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