But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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