No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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