dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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