physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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