Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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