What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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