your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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