weddingsv make me drug and hornr
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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