Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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