Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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