Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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