question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
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