this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
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