im gay
i know
yea but for you.
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
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