Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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