im gay
i know
yea but for you.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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