just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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