dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Randomize
