her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
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